- attractive person: hi
- me: is this some kind of sick joke
*two girls kiss*
straight people: i just think it’s so amazing that they would do that, you know. as friends
*two girls have sex*
straight people: female friendship is amazing
*two girls get married, buy a house, have some kids*
straight people: what better way to grow old than to do it with your best friend
I just submitted an application for an apartment. I feel kind of like a grownup.
I like the idea that mermaids lure men to their deaths but fall in love with women and help them become mermaids and all mermaids are like beautiful sea lesbians
requested by anon
i just remembered dudes can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH
Well girls have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want
that’s….really sweet… omfg
I DARE you not to laugh when the song starts playing.
So this is the video my prof accidentally showed us when he wanted an example of Spock doing a mind meld. He just stood there a bit flustered while he let the video go on for about 45 seconds, as if he was just hoping for an actual mind meld to happen.
What I would give to have been a fly on the wall, seriously. :-D
writing adult emails is awful
hi [name of person],
this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student.
I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.