ten-boys-ruined-my-life:

in-dianaa:

philo-soph-ize:

la-vita-di-classe:

gemdust:

THIS

AWWW

FAVORITE POST ON TUMBLR. CANT EVEN.

perfect.

did this to my bestfriend cause im a cute cunt.

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jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

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travelingcolors:

Brooklyn bridge at night | New York (by Jonatan Martin)

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ifeelarush:

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sofeeuhsofia:

leroyss:

artsyandawkward:

The most dramatic fall of all time

harry “diva” potter 

this is basically all seven books like harry always dramatically dies while ron takes the painful stuff

 #hello we are harry potter and ronald weasley #and this is jackass

okay so i’m crying

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wristsonfire:

Post a reply - Chicken Smoothie on @weheartit.com - http://whrt.it/16b5jPl

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fluent-in-lesbianism:

#lesbian mating call

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nomellamesfriki:

Nostalgia

only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr

I still have nightmares about the last two jfc

NO

Ah, those were the days. Where you can turn on your computer, and then head to the kitchen to make a nice cup of tea, because it’ll take quite a while before it is operable.

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whatshouldwecallgradschool:

THROWBACK THURSDAY! Brought to you by April 23, 2012

credit: Jen

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itsanthonygrey:

clever girl

Indeed.

*applauds*

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cardenio:

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manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also: 

• punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot 
• purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous) 
• literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)
• Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”) 
• Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry 
• Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad. 

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist. 

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.” 

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts” 

OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT

all of the above ^^

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